Cristian discusses a tiny pet peeve that is actually a huge pet peeve for him, also, why do we define everything? 

Cristian discusses his baldness, and jada's baldness, and will smith smacking the shiz out of Chris Rock. Who's in the wrong? Who's in the right? Would Will Smith have smacked Jay Leno, or 50 cent? 

Cristian discusses his injury, weight gain, ukraine, colonialism, expansionism and comparisons

Cristian comes back from a mini hiatus caused by LIFES CRAZY TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS! But he's back, and willing to tell you about it. 

The second part of the first ever guest episode of Cristian's Cafe! Sit back and enjoy the show. 

Cristian sits at the Café roundtable with Gil & Marcus in a hilarious ongoing discussion that unwinds as it goes in. This hour will fly by with horror movie talk, chincinatti, neighbors, and a very quick update on everybody. 

Cristian talks about the inner workings of car sex, and being friendly with your ex- and the levels involved to it. 

Cristian asks people to post confessions/chisme on instagram and what he gets is a load of...

Cristian rants about the met gala and AOC's position of power, and women talking about fantasy football and men. 

Cristian rants about Texas unjust laws, politics, and Wizkid's song being used everywhere. 

Cristian reads off some instagram stories and rants about the current situations while experiencing the first remnants of Ida in New Jersey. 

Cristians talks about God, belief, faith, exploitation, and criticisms of what people think belongs on HIS podcast.

Cristian rants about his long lost cousin, tik tok food, cancel culture and gen z-ers. 

Opening up with vaccination rant. Leo Messi crying about his job - Is Gal Gadot white? & racist jersey establishments. 

Cristian rants about Sugar parent(s), Jennifer Lopez, and relationship culture

A taste test - a introduction, my feet in the water. A little dip in the sauce, a dive into the deep end, the beginning of the end. I very briefly discuss an IG question I was asked, my age, my birthday, and when people assume. Quick episode.&n...